As the sun rose over Craftblockia the purple dinosaur like creature crawled out of the cave just to the side of 0,0. they stretched out their long tail and fluffed up the poof at the end.
"Ah what a wonderful day to wake up" they yawned. Suddenly, as if the lag monster were causing it, blocks started to need to be re-broken or distances re-traveled. Suddenly the chat erupted in yellow-orange and white names calling out "Lag!". Of course, the lag monster didnt realize that it was because they woke up that the lag came back.
Eventually the four heros of the land, Ar7ifical, kawohi, Xinzax, and Avoxas heard of the lag and knew the exact cause. They started packing for the trip, grabbing their enchanted diamond swords, and armor in case the lag monster fought back, and plenty of baked potatoes and pork chops. They set off from the castle, eating potatoes and pork along the way. Suddenly during the third night a skeleton spawned next to their camp and killed Avoxas, causing her to have to restart the journey. She respawned in her room at the castle and entered "/back" returning to the other three. After two more days all three arrived at 0,0 and began searching for the lag monster. Avox and zax went down the cave while Ar7 and kaw searched the surrounding forest. Eventually kaw found the Lag Monster scratching their back on a tree. She pleased for the monster to return to sleep in the cave, but the Lag Monster refused. She typed in "/tpahere Ar7" and he quickly accepted. Soon after Avox and zax were there too. The battle was short, thanks to the heavily enchanted swords, and the prize was well worth it. The exp. that the Lag monster dropped was enough to get each hero to level 62, and the item was an ender egg, but the best prize of all was the lag monster was expelled from Craftblockia. The four typed in "/home" and returned to their home. in the center of the castle zax placed the ender egg where all could admire, and peace was restored to Craftblockia.
... for now.
It is said that those who say "lag" or something to that effect in the chat, the Lag Monster appears before them and causes them to lag so hard that they lag in real life.
:nyan I have no life :nyan