Guilt

whiteNnerdy234

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I have a friend who is new to Minecraft and he asked,me one day: "What do you get for killing a pig?" I replied "Raw pork." Then he asked "What do you get for killing a sheep?" I replied "Wool." Finally,he asked " Whqt do you get for killing a horse?" I answered "Guilt." My friend then asked "What do you use guilt for?" lol XD
 

JustSam98

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My friend and I had a convo about Minecraft..

Friend: Sam, why do you play Minecraft?
Me: Because I like killing shit.
Friend: But thats mean..
Me: Yes, Indeed.
Friend: What do you get out of it? lol
Me: Food.
Friend: What sort of food?
Me:
 [img=350x197]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/297/9/1/harley_bacon_strips_wallpaper_by_faceless_destroyer-d4dse0o.png[/img]
Friend: Um.. Okay..

**Next Day**

Friend: Hey, I played Minecraft lastnight and I couldn't get any Bacon Strips
Me: Because you can't get them..
Friend: Okay.. but you said thats the reason you play Minecraft.
Me: Oh. I was lying, I play because of Craftblock. 
Friend: Wtf is Craftblock?!
Me: Bacon Strips.
Friend: *Speechless*
Me: Hahaha
Friend: What?
Me: Just joking, Craftblock is a Minecraft Server, hahaha!
Friend: *Throws book*
Me: *On the ground laughing* (But in Pain)
Friend: TEACHER! MAN DOWN!
Me: *continues to laugh*
Friend & Me: *Gets Detention* 

 

IshrkI

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whiteNnerdy23 said:
"What do you use guilt for?"
You pass it on to Satan and/or the Talibans. (source: the us gov.)
 

whiteNnerdy234

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HOLY SHIT! Y'know, it's scenarios like these that get PETA on your Ass. :p
 

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